I am so fucking drunk right now that I can barely stand. /A good friend invited me over to her house for a couple drinks, the next thing I knew we had finished a fifth of tequila plus some other that she had left over. oh yeah, her husband is cool. Shit! I haven't been this drunk since my dad died several years ago. Fcuk him he was nothing but an asshole!! I hope he is reotting in heall. Damn I can't spell. Shit someone just came online that I know....but I don't want to talk to him right now.
Jen you are one cool ass person...I hope th bitch rots in hell for what she did to you.
Man my stomach is rocking right now...I know I'm going to be throwing up in a few hours. Last time I got this drunk I puked for two days. I'm burping Pringles exytreme kickin cheddar chips...god I know I'm going to be throwing up in a couple hours. fuck!!!
And this is the wrong damn night to be doing this shit. I have 5 teenage boys staying at my house tonight. And all their parents trust me to watch them. shit I'm a fuck up. but people seem to like me alot once they get to know me.
My face is numb and I'm fuckinhg hot!!! I hate the goddamn summer time. I wish I was living somewhere where the weather is around 60 year round. I hate talking to my boys when I'm drunk...but I needed to get drunk...its been too damn long.
Gotta go lay down. Drunk...shit.